This is a clip of R. Kelly’s first BET interview since his trial, and I have to say, it’s certainly nothing less of wildly entertaining

Clearly, R. Kelly needs to fire his publicists and other handlers, like he’s fired his brother “a thousand times.”  Couldn’t someone have spent a little more time prepping him for this?  Furthermore, how could he have spent SEVEN years as a defendant in a trial centering on underage sex without being clear on what a TEENAGER is?!

Come on, R.  You must have a lot of hubris to pull something like this.  You might as well come out with a video reenactment of the whole ordeal and call it If I Urinated.